• Click, Clack, Moo I Love You!

    Little Duck and her friends celebrate Valentine’s Day by inviting a newcomer to join in the fun!

    Available Tue Dec 05 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

  • Dear Fahrenheit 451

    By Annie Spence

    Read by Stephanie Spicer

    Love and Heartbreak in the Stacks

    A librarian's snarky, laugh-out-loud funny & moving collection of letters to the books in her life

    "...perfect for any bibliophile and terrifically funny. This book should appeal to readers who are looking for the next Texts from Jane Eyre, or those who enjoyed that concept but don't especially like texting. It will also attract anyone who, upon walking into someone's house, first side-eyes the bookshelves and instantly judges. VERDICT Highly recommended." - Library Journal, Starred Review

    Available Tue Oct 10 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • South Pole Station

    By Ashley Shelby

    Read by Rebecca Gibel

    A Novel

    A warm-hearted comedy of errors set in the world’s harshest place.

    "Shelby's first novel, based on a short story that won the Third Coast Fiction Prize, skillfully weaves science, climate change, politics, sociology, and art...All readers of fiction, particularly those interested in life in extreme climates, will find [South Pole Station] appealing." - Library Journal, Starred Review

    Available Tue Sep 05 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • Swimming with Bridgeport Girls

    By Anthony Tambakis

    Read by George Newbern

    A Novel

    An uproarious romantic comedy about one man's mission to finally get it right.

    "...it evinces hope and humor but is dark and gritty at its core." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Thu Jul 27 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • Cartas del diablo a su sobrino (Screwtape Letters)

    By C.S. Lewis

    Read by Pedro Sanchez

    "Readers are advised to remember that the devil is a liar." —C.S. Lewis

    "C.S. Lewis is the ideal persuader for the half-convinced, for the good man who would like to be a Christian but finds his intellect getting in the way." - New York Times Book Review

    Released Thu Jun 29 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    Spanish, Unabridged

  • River Under the Road

    By Scott Spencer

    Read by David Bendena

    A Novel

    A stunning, stinging portrait of class and creativity - and the double-edged sword of success.

    "Spencer's novel makes some trenchant observations about love and loss, about growing up and growing apart..." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Jun 27 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • Ada Twist, Scientist

    By Andrea Beaty

    Read by Bahni Turpin

    Ada is on a mission to use science to understand her world!

    #1 New York Times Bestseller; Wall Street Journal Bestseller; USA Today Bestseller - Awards

    Released Tue May 16 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

  • God-Shaped Hole

    By Tiffanie DeBartolo

    Read by Rachael Warren

    A Novel

    When I was 12, a fortune-teller said my one true love would die young and leave me all alone...

    "This generation's Love Story." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue May 16 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • Some Women

    By Emily Liebert

    Read by Andi Arndt

    Sometimes the perfect confidant is someone you hardly know...

    "Chock full of compelling characters, intriguing relationships, and some of the wittiest writing I've read this year." - Elin Hilderbrand, author of The Rumor

    Released Tue Apr 11 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • On Turpentine Lane

    By Elinor Lipman

    Read by Mia Barron

    A Novel

    A new romantic comedy from the best-selling author of The Family Man and The View from Penthouse B.

    "Warm, clever, a little silly, a lot of fun." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Feb 28 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • The Penguin Who Knew Too Much

    By Donna Andrews

    Read by Bernadette Dunne

    Meg Lanslow must identify her DOA houseguest before the ice melts on this very cold case!

    "...deliciously daffy...Andrews demonstrates her absolute mastery of the comedic mystery, deftly balancing outrageously funny scenes with well-paced suspense." - Publishers Weekly, Starred Review

    Released Tue Feb 28 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • Click, Clack, Peep!

    By Doreen Cronin

    Read by Maurice England

    A new arrival on the farm just won’t go to sleep, no matter what the other animals do to help!

    "Though not quite as involved as some of Duck's previous adventures, this is a delightful bedtime story for fans familiar with Duck and little ones who might be new to these wonderfully silly tales." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Feb 07 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

  • Best Enemies

    By Jane Heller

    Read by Rachel Fulginiti

    What’s a little betrayal, jealousy, and deceit among friends?

    "...delicious conflict...Heller (Lucky Stars) goes for the laughs and gets them, but there's more here than meets the funny bone...Though the happy ending is a sure thing, getting there is fabulous fun. Heller makes a familiar story read as brand new, thanks to a rich humanity abetted by smart dialogue, zippy pacing and all-around craft." - Publishers Weekly

    Released Tue Feb 07 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    Chinese, Unabridged

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  • How To Catch a Leprechaun

    By Adam Wallace

    Read by Qarie Marshall

    A fun holiday follow-up from the New York Times best-selling creators of How to Catch an Elf!

    "..this will be a fun addition to Saint Patrick's Day storytimes...it could also tie in with STEM units." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Jan 31 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

  • Yours Truly

    By Heather Vogel Frederick

    Read by Amy Rubinate

    Another wild mystery needs solving and it’s up to the Pumpkin Falls Private Eyes to unravel it.

    "Historical subtext about the Underground Railroad and the New Hampshire setting add special dimensions to this rural mystery. Truly's fans cheer the return of the likable sleuth in this family-oriented mystery in which past and present collide." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Jan 31 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters

    By Kara LaReau

    Read by Rosalyn Landor

    The Jolly Regina

    Two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost are kidnapped by pirates, a swashbuckling romp ensues

    "LaReau serves her humor dry, adding some serious swashbuckling for good measure...precisely the right strange and silly tone." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Jan 10 00:00:00 UTC 2017
    English, Unabridged

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  • Click, Clack, Surprise!

    By Doreen Cronin

    Read by Maurice England

    Little Duck learns how to celebrate his birthday with a little help from all the other farm animals!

    "Cronin merrily describes their preparations in repeating language ("The chickens take a dust bath to look their best. They shimmy shake, shimmy shake, shimmy shake clean"), but the real fun comes as Little Duck mimics each animal, getting frizzier, dustier, and muddier in the process. It's goofy birthday fun that will probably have some readers shimmy shaking and slurp a lurping along with the animals." - Publishers Weekly

    Released Fri Dec 30 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

  • Barefoot Boy with Cheek

    By Max Shulman

    Read by George Newbern

    A wild and witty satire of American college life from the author of The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis.

    “Wry, cynical, intelligent, irreverent—nothing is sacred on Shulman’s campus.” - Elinor Lipman

    Released Tue Nov 15 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Once Upon a Wine

    By Beth Kendrick

    Read by Amy Rubinate

    From the author of Put a Ring On It, a new novel set in the seaside town of Black Dog Bay, Delaware.

    “[Kendrick] shines in portraying the subtleties of female friendships.” - Publishers Weekly

    Released Tue Nov 01 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Isis Orb

    By Piers Anthony

    Read by Brett Barry

    Return to Xanth on an adventurous quest, rife with magical creatures and arduous tasks!

    Released Tue Oct 25 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Click, Clack, Ho! Ho! Ho!

    By Doreen Cronin

    Read by Maurice England

    The night before Christmas and all through the farm, not a creature is stirring, not even a duck?

    "This is a Christmas story that has it all: beloved characters, physical humor, and an original idea, as well as a short, funny text that effectively uses repeated phrases...An endearing story that will appeal to a wide age range, including preschoolers, new readers, and older kids who love the Click Clack crowd." - Kirkus Reviews (Starred Review)

    Released Tue Sep 06 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

  • P.S. I Like You

    By Kasie West

    Read by Shannon McManus

    What if the person you were falling for was a total mystery?

    "Readers after an enjoyable beach romance won't go wrong with this." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Aug 30 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Stars So Sweet

    By Tara Dairman

    Read by Kathleen McInerney

    Charming middle-grade foodie Gladys Gatsby reveals her secret life as a restaurant critic.

    "Dairman manages to blend an overabundance of ingredients into a tasty dish that series fans should eat up." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Aug 30 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Eureka!

    By John Grant

    Read by Mark Meadows

    50 Scientists Who Shaped Human History

    In "Eureka!" John Grant offers fifty vivid portraits of groundbreaking scientists.

    "A lively parade of cranks, mystics, rebels, obsessives, and geniuses, humble or otherwise, whose discoveries and insights shaped today's science and technology." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Aug 02 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Die Like an Eagle

    By Donna Andrews

    Read by Bernadette Dunne

    A new Meg Langslow mystery from award-winning, New York Times bestselling author Donna Andrews.

    "If you long for more fun mysteries, a la Janet Evanovich, you'll love Donna Andrews's Meg Langslow series." - Charlotte Observer

    Released Tue Aug 02 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Isn't That Rich?

    By Richard Kirshenbaum

    Read by Johnny Heller

    Life Among the 1 Percent

    Richard Kirshenbaum reveals the outrageous extravagances of the one percent.

    "The humor in this book is as understated as it is successful and derives largely from the way Kirshenbaum reports what he sees and hears in the world of the superrich and refrains from judging...A witty, eye-opening collection." - Kirkus Reviews

    Released Tue Jul 26 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Housebroken

    By Laurie Notaro

    Read by Laurie Notaro

    Notaro recounts her best efforts and failures in the domestic arts like cooking and cleaning.

    “Notaro is a scream, the freak-magnet of a girlfriend you can’t wait to meet for a drink to hear her latest story.” - The Plain Dealer

    Released Tue Jul 26 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • The Stars of Summer

    By Tara Dairman

    Read by Kathleen McInerney

    In this sequel to All Four Stars, foodie Gladys Gatsby runs into trouble with a jealous reviewer.

    "Give this one to foodies as well as readers looking for a fun summer tale." - Nancy P. Reeder (School Library Journal)

    Released Fri Jun 10 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    Bilingual - English & Spanish, Unabridged

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  • All Four Stars

    By Tara Dairman

    Read by Kathleen McInerney

    Gladys Gatsby, a secret eleven-year-old chef, strives to keep her identity from her parents.

    “Younger readers will be amused by Gladys’s reviews of her parents’ horrible cooking and her plot to get to New York City without alerting any adults. The triumphant conclusion makes this a tasty read.” - Publishers Weekly

    Released Tue May 10 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • My Name is Not Alexander

    By Jennifer Fosberry

    Read by Chris Patton

    Alexander travels through time meeting the most influential men of America.

    My Name Is Not Alexander is at once a sweet, gentle history lesson and a delightful bedtime read. Alexander's imagination and the amusing illustrations make this an entertaining and informative choice. - New York Journal of Books

    Released Tue Mar 08 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

  • Once Upon a Toad

    By Heather Vogel Frederick

    Read by Tara Sands

    Cat Starr is cursed by her Great Aunt Abyssinia, and after must deal with multitudes of toads.

    "…humorous, quick-moving story." - Publishers Weekly

    Released Tue Mar 08 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • The Reasons For Seasons

    By Gail Gibbons

    Read by Chris Lutkin

    How the position of Earth in relation to the sun causes seasons.

    "Gibbons seems to know just what teachers need to fill that open niche in their curriculum plans. In this title, she explains in succinct, easy-to-understand terms what causes the seasons to change in the two hemispheres. Children have difficulty grasping the fact that the weather is just the opposite on the other side of the globe and why; this attractive offering will clarify that concept for them." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Feb 16 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

  • Private Citizens

    By Tony Tulathimutte

    Read by Pete Cross

    A depiction of a generation grappling with privilege and finding grace in failure

    An Amazon Best Book of the Month
    A Buzzfeed “Most Exciting” Book of 2016
    A Flavorwire “Most Anticipated” Book of 2016
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    Released Tue Feb 09 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

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  • Dream Big, Little Pig!

    By Kristi Yamaguchi

    Read by Susie Berneis

    This pig is determined to reach her dreams, written by Figure skating superstar Kristi Yamaguchi's.

    "For the youngest of listeners, the themes found in The Little Engine that Could continue to inspire. Former U.S. Olympic figure-skater Yamaguchi has penned a new version, complete with American Idol flash and glamour.... A sincere thank you from Yamaguchi to her family and fans. As celebrity books go... it's a cut above many, and the prose styling is refreshingly restrained." - Kirkus Review

    Released Tue Feb 02 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

  • Alice in Wonderland

    By Lewis Carroll

    Read by Joanne Froggatt

    Down the Rabbit Hole

    The best way to enter wonderland without actually falling down the rabbit hole.

    "...takes a modern-looking heroine down the rabbit hole and through the first five chapters of Carroll's classic tale." - School Library Journal

    Released Thu Oct 29 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Brother Hugo and the Bear

    By Katy Beebe

    Read by Gildart Jackson

    Based on a note in a 12th-century manuscript, this humorous tale is sure to delight young viewers.

    Starred Review. “Combines suspense, humor, and information in a handsome, entertaining package." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Aug 25 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Click, Clack, Boo!

    By Doreen Cronin

    Read by Maurice England

    A Tricky Treat

    Will the barnyard animals trick- or treat - Farmer Brown?

    "Lewin's broad, black lines and watercolor paintings add just the right amount of shadow and spookiness to complement the simple text, creating a story that is creepy enough for Halloween storyhours, but not enough to scare young listeners." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Jul 28 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Billy and Goat at the State Fair

    By Dan Yaccarino

    Read by Kirby Heyborne

    Two best friends visit the state fair in this tale of courage and corn dogs!

    "Kirby Heyborne provides solid narration in this small story that wraps up a big message: best friends accept you unconditionally, give you courage to try new things, and share the fun." - School Library Journal (audio review)

    Released Tue Jun 30 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Summerlong

    By Dean Bakopoulos

    Read by Luke Daniels

    A hilarious exploration of the simmering tensions beneath the surface of a contented marriage.

    "The book as a whole is something like sex: by turns steamy, lovely, angry and clumsy, a muddle of fantasy, emotional baggage and awkward moments that amounts, by the climax, to a bit of a sticky mess." "...if you’re down for a fling...then dive in. It’s summertime, after all." - New York Times (book review)

    Released Tue Jun 30 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

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  • Zoe Gets Ready

    By Bethanie Deeney Murguia

    Read by Cris Dukehart

    A story where getting dressed inspires big dreams!

    "This seemingly simple idea subtly encompasses much larger themes about creativity and independence. With layers of meaning, a spunky, fun-loving heroine, and clever use of the butterfly motif throughout, this one is a keeper." - Booklist

    Released Tue Jun 02 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Zoe's Room

    By Bethanie Deeney Murguia

    Read by Cris Dukehart

    (No Sisters Allowed)

    Zoe rules as Queen of the Universe - or at least, her room!

    "Soft-hued pen-and-ink and watercolor illustrations, beginning and ending with star-studded endpapers, charmingly depict the age-old dilemma of learning to compromise." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Jun 02 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Zoe's Jungle

    By Bethanie Deeney Murguia

    Read by Cris Dukehart

    When Mama's schedule and Zoe's playtime collide, what's an explorer to do?

    "Children will enjoy watching Zoe and Addie play their game while also searching for the Addiebeast's polka-dotted 'hide,' thus allowing them to take part in the pursuit." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Jun 02 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Edda

    By Adam Auerbach

    Read by Susie Berneis

    A Little Valkyrie's First Day of School

    A Little Valkyrie must find her courage on her first day of school.

    Released Tue May 26 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Thump, Quack, Moo

    By Doreen Cronin

    Read by Maurice England

    A Whacky Adventure

    Step right up, folks!

    "Once again, Cronin and Lewin get everything right... Fans will not be disappointed." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue May 26 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • The Baby Tree

    By Sophie Blackall

    Read by Chris Patton

    "A delightfully age-appropriate way to give children the facts about birth" - School Library Journal

    Released Tue May 19 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • The Subprimes

    By Karl Taro Greenfeld

    Read by Adam Verner

    A wickedly funny dystopian parody set in a financially apocalyptic future America.

    "...a fascinating novel..." - Walter Isaacson

    Released Tue May 19 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

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  • It's Only Stanley

    By Jon Agee

    Read by George Newbern

    It's very late, and Stanley is up to something...

    "Agee’s imaginative story line and characteristic magical wordplay are undeniably extremely entertaining. The repetition and rhyme will appeal to even the youngest of listeners." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Mar 17 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • I Had a Favorite Dress

    By Boni Ashburn

    Read by Bahni Turpin

    A fresh and stylish story about growing up and keeping hold of your favorite memories.

    "Turpin's singsong modulations capture the lightheartedness of this story and the protagonist's cuteness. Musical accompaniment adds to the upbeat mood of this sweet story and its themes of growing up and active problem solving." - AudioFile Magazine

    Released Tue Mar 10 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • Going Places

    By Paul A. Reynolds and Peter H. Reynolds

    Read by Paul A. Reynolds

    A go-cart contest inspires imagination to take flight in this sublime celebration of creative spirit

    "The story and illustrations perfectly complement each other. The text captures the discovery of new ideas, teamwork, and the joys of creating. The art brings them all to life with detailed, cartoon digital pictures that show great facial expressions, the fun of building, and the action of the race while leaving plenty of white space so as not to overwhelm. A fun story that will get kids thinking (maybe even outside the box)." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Dec 23 00:00:00 UTC 2014
    English, Unabridged

  • Terrific

    By Jon Agee

    Read by George Newbern

    The critically acclaimed "best book of the year" (NYT) is now on audio!

    "With pithy humor and a knack for comic timing, Agee has created a character who will endear himself to readers despite his curmudgeonly exterior and posturing... Eugene's a grumpy old man, but sometimes, grumpy old men can surprise you. Sometimes, they even surprise themselves. The cartoon illustrations feature strong lines and soft colors that contrast wonderfully with the story line. With just a few lines, Eugene's bulbous nose and personality shine through. This is a perfect read-aloud for older students who are developing an ear for sarcasm and younger children who will enjoy this offbeat adventure." - School Library Journal

    Released Tue Dec 16 00:00:00 UTC 2014
    English, Unabridged

  • Nothing

    By Jon Agee

    Read by George Newbern

    Starred review. "...this timely parable is certainly something worth having." - Publishers Weekly

    “Agee’s satirical glimpse at modern consumerism is a must-have. Pairing the print and audio versions would provide the best of both worlds.” - School Library Journal (audio review)

    Released Tue Dec 09 00:00:00 UTC 2014
    English, Unabridged

  • Milo's Hat Trick

    By Jon Agee

    Read by Kirby Heyborne

    "Make room on your shelves for this laugh-out-loud story..." - School Library Journal

    “Kids will enjoy this short but fun tale.” - School Library Journal (audio review)

    Released Tue Nov 04 00:00:00 UTC 2014
    English, Unabridged