Chris Patton has been a voiceover artist for over fifteen years and has acted onstage most of his life. A two-time Audie nominee and the winner of an Earphones award, he's voiced over one hundred audiobooks, over two hundred anime titles, many commercials, a handful of video games, and many e-learning and corporate training projects. The frontman and lyricist for the synthpop band Paul Lynde is Dead, he lives in Maryland but is a native Texan.
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My Name is Not Alexander
Read by Chris Patton
Alexander travels through time meeting the most influential men of America.
My Name Is Not Alexander is at once a sweet, gentle history lesson and a delightful bedtime read. Alexander's imagination and the amusing illustrations make this an entertaining and informative choice. - New York Journal of Books
Released Tue Mar 08 00:00:00 UTC 2016
English, Unabridged
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The Baby Tree
Read by Chris Patton
"A delightfully age-appropriate way to give children the facts about birth" - School Library Journal
Released Tue May 19 00:00:00 UTC 2015
English, Unabridged
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The Baby Tree
Illustrated by Sophie Blackall
Read by Chris Patton
"A delightfully age-appropriate way to give children the facts about birth" - School Library Journal
3 1/2 stars. The age-old children’s question of where babies come from is given tongue-in-cheek treatment...this informative and entertaining short aimed at young kids is highly recommended." - Video Librarian
Released Tue May 19 00:00:00 UTC 2015
English, Unabridged
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My Name is Not Alexander
Illustrated by Mike Litwin
Read by Chris Patton
Alexander travels through time meeting the most influential men of America.
My Name Is Not Alexander is at once a sweet, gentle history lesson and a delightful bedtime read. Alexander's imagination and the amusing illustrations make this an entertaining and informative choice. - New York Journal of Books
Released Tue Mar 08 00:00:00 UTC 2016
English, Unabridged
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Momotaro Xander and the Dream Thief
Read by Chris Patton
On his second quest, Xander discovers whether or not he has what it takes to be Momotaro.
Released Tue May 02 00:00:00 UTC 2017
English, Unabridged
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Doug Unplugged
Illustrated by Dan Yaccarino
Read by Chris Patton
Sometimes the best way to learn about the world is to go out and be in it.
National Parenting Publications Award Silver Winner. "This book is perfect for Screen-Free Week or TV Turnoff Week and a not-so-gentle reminder to all of us (young and old) how much we each learn when we turn off the gadgets that surround us." - National Parenting Publications Awards
Released Tue Nov 26 00:00:00 UTC 2013
English, Unabridged
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Dragons Love Tacos
By Adam Rubin
Illustrated by Daniel Salmieri
Read by Chris Patton
This scrumptious New York Times bestseller has a whole lot of kick...and is now on video!
Three stars. "...amusing...this is recommended" - Video Librarian
Released Tue Feb 11 00:00:00 UTC 2014
English, Unabridged
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Momotaro Xander and the Lost Island of Monsters
Read by Chris Patton
Discovering his powers, Xander goes on a quest to save his father from monsters wreaking havoc.
Cybils Awards Nominee - 2016 - Awards
Released Tue Apr 12 00:00:00 UTC 2016
English, Unabridged
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How to Catch a Monster
By Adam Wallace
Read by Chris Patton
Join the hunt in this new installment of the How to Catch series!
"The colors are bold and appealing." - School Library Journal
Released Tue Sep 19 00:00:00 UTC 2017
English, Unabridged
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Doug Unplugs on the Farm
Illustrated by Dan Yaccarino
Read by Chris Patton
A high-tech robot boy enjoys a day of low-tech fun on the farm.
"Both entertaining and educational, this is a celebration of farm life and hands-on learning." - Booklist (video review)
Released Tue Jul 29 00:00:00 UTC 2014
English, Unabridged
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Every Time I Think of You
Read by Kristin Condon , Chris Patton and R.C. Bray
Romantic and suspenseful, a novel that shows how far two people will go to fight for love.
Released Tue Feb 10 00:00:00 UTC 2015
English, Unabridged
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The Dorito Effect
Read by Chris Patton
The Surprising New Truth About Food and Flavor
A lively and important argument about where the key to reversing America’s health crisis lies.
Best of 2015 - *AudioFile Best of the Year List*
Released Tue May 05 00:00:00 UTC 2015
English, Unabridged
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How to Catch a Monster
By Adam Wallace
Illustrated by Andy Elkerton
Read by Chris Patton
Join the hunt in this new installment of the How to Catch series!
"...a rambunctious tale. Elkerton's bright illustrations have a TV-cartoon aesthetic, and his playful beast is never scary...for dedicated fans of the series." - Kirkus Reviews
Released Tue Sep 19 00:00:00 UTC 2017
English, Unabridged
