Chris Patton

Chris Patton has been a voiceover artist for fifteen years, and has acted onstage most of his life. He's voiced over 200 Anime titles, over fifty audiobooks, many commercials, a handful of video games, and many e-learning and corporate training projects. Chris is also the frontman and lyricist for the synthpop band Paul Lynde is Dead. He's a recent resident of Maryland, and a native Texan.

  • My Name is Not Alexander

    By Jennifer Fosberry

    Read by Chris Patton

    Alexander travels through time meeting the most influential men of America.

    My Name Is Not Alexander is at once a sweet, gentle history lesson and a delightful bedtime read. Alexander's imagination and the amusing illustrations make this an entertaining and informative choice. - New York Journal of Books

    Released Tue Mar 08 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

  • The Baby Tree

    By Sophie Blackall

    Read by Chris Patton

    "A delightfully age-appropriate way to give children the facts about birth" - School Library Journal

    Released Tue May 19 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • The Baby Tree

    By Sophie Blackall

    Illustrated by Sophie Blackall

    Read by Chris Patton

    "A delightfully age-appropriate way to give children the facts about birth" - School Library Journal

    3 1/2 stars. The age-old children’s question of where babies come from is given tongue-in-cheek treatment...this informative and entertaining short aimed at young kids is highly recommended." - Video Librarian

    Released Tue May 19 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged

  • My Name is Not Alexander

    By Jennifer Fosberry

    Illustrated by Mike Litwin

    Read by Chris Patton

    Alexander travels through time meeting the most influential men of America.

    My Name Is Not Alexander is at once a sweet, gentle history lesson and a delightful bedtime read. Alexander's imagination and the amusing illustrations make this an entertaining and informative choice. - New York Journal of Books

    Released Tue Mar 08 00:00:00 UTC 2016
    English, Unabridged

  • Dragons Love Tacos

    By Adam Rubin

    Illustrated by Daniel Salmieri

    Read by Chris Patton

    This scrumptious New York Times bestseller has a whole lot of kick...and is now on video!

    Three stars. "...amusing...this is recommended" - Video Librarian

    Released Tue Feb 11 00:00:00 UTC 2014
    English, Unabridged

  • Doug Unplugs on the Farm

    By Dan Yaccarino

    Illustrated by Dan Yaccarino

    Read by Chris Patton

    A high-tech robot boy enjoys a day of low-tech fun on the farm.

    "Both entertaining and educational, this is a celebration of farm life and hands-on learning." - Booklist (video review)

    Released Tue Jul 29 00:00:00 UTC 2014
    English, Unabridged

  • Doug Unplugged

    By Dan Yaccarino

    Illustrated by Dan Yaccarino

    Read by Chris Patton

    Sometimes the best way to learn about the world is to go out and be in it.

    National Parenting Publications Award Silver Winner. "This book is perfect for Screen-Free Week or TV Turnoff Week and a not-so-gentle reminder to all of us (young and old) how much we each learn when we turn off the gadgets that surround us." - National Parenting Publications Awards

    Released Tue Nov 26 00:00:00 UTC 2013
    English, Unabridged

  • The Dorito Effect

    By Mark Schatzker

    Read by Chris Patton

    The Surprising New Truth About Food and Flavor

    A lively and important argument about where the key to reversing America’s health crisis lies.

    Best of 2015 - *AudioFile Best of the Year List*

    Released Tue May 05 00:00:00 UTC 2015
    English, Unabridged